Cognac, that was incredibly courageous from you. I admire you, and I'm glad you had such a great result. I hope this makes you even more strong.
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Got the new WT Video last night....so we edited it :) ENJOY
by iblowmynoseatyou inthe new video "pursue goals that honor god" was given to me last night at the hall.
it encourages young people to pursue spiritual goals, and not waste their time on foolish endeavors such as riches or education.
well, at least it used to have that message, until we had our way with it :) .
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Reverend Warhawk
That's porn-film quality acting right there.
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What about Jehovah taking care of stupid things?
by Reverend Warhawk inlike that time my sweet dear mother told me that she had lost her house keys, and she looked everywhere.
couldn't find them.
she was worried, and to top it off, late for her meeting at the kh, so she asked jehovah to help her find her keys and, you know?
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Like that time my sweet dear mother told me that she had lost her house keys, and she looked everywhere. Couldn't find them. She was worried, and to top it off, late for her meeting at the KH, so she asked Jehovah to help her find her keys and, you know? They were there, right beside her! She couldn't have missed them before, she had searched that place a hundred times! Jehovah must've made her keys appear...
Poor mom. =o(
We used to have a 1995 Dodge Caravan, and for some reason we lost a hubcap. I was mildly annoyed because I hate to have my car looking like that (it's like having one shirt tail tucked and the other one loose...) Anyway, suddenly I get a call from my dear sister...She was driving in the same street where we passed before and knew about said hubcap, and she thought to herself "Oh, Jehovah, where could that hubcap be?" And lo and behold, she turned her head and there it was, resting against a fence! God saved my minivan's looks!
Hmm, so Jehovah took his time to find my hubcap while Brother X dies of cancer. Neat.
Both my mother and my sister are intelligent people...although this stories make them sound like doorknobs. But it shows the extent of how the weird teachings about God we receive from the Watchtower affect our daily life. I always had a hard time accepting these tiny miracles...I saw it as a lack of respect. Man, if you're gonna believe in God, give him a proper place.
Dad, who was an elder (a very open-minded one, though), had this saying: "Jehovah doesn't go around doing personal little miracles." He was a smart guy.
So, next time you can't find your keys, or they change the time of your favorite TV show, ask Jehovah.
Puh-leeze.
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Guys, What's it like being one of girls?
by prophecor inthey can just talk with you, and be in your company.
they don't mind sharing with you.
thoughts fellas, we're talking words, here.
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Reverend Warhawk
I saw Mastodon with a nice hot pink Victoria's Secret and he was hawt.
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Reverend Warhawk
You've just become my favorite wrestler ever. Hahahaha!
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After watching the Matrix the generation change make sense!
by outofthebox ingotcha!.
it still doesn't make sense but this little quote from the matrix explains why they when back to a 1927 doctrine, just a little deja vu.... trinity: a deja vu is usually a glitch in the matrix.
it happens when they change something.. i guess i have to much free time to think.
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Mastodon: "Y'all"? Maaaaan, you're officially a Texan now. :D
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Pleiadian Space God? Say it isn't so!
by kurtbethel inwere these guys writing science fiction a century ago?
is elron hubbard a latecomer in the biz?
pleiadian space god
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Reverend Warhawk
Timesharing?
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After watching the Matrix the generation change make sense!
by outofthebox ingotcha!.
it still doesn't make sense but this little quote from the matrix explains why they when back to a 1927 doctrine, just a little deja vu.... trinity: a deja vu is usually a glitch in the matrix.
it happens when they change something.. i guess i have to much free time to think.
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Reverend Warhawk
What a mess, huh?
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I can almost see the matrix!
by jefferywhat ini have been posting on here for a few months now.
i know sometimes i seem like a mole( had to research that one) and sometimes a wt defender and other times a bit confused.
i feel like i need to make a position statement as i never really introduced myself.
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...Where said findings will also include a nice disfellowshipping letter.
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Did you dedicate yourself to Jehovah before you baptism?
by outofthebox ini didn't!.
i didn't even know i was supposed to.. does that mean my baptism is invalid and i am not a jw?...
if only.. -ootb.
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Nope. Pressure from congregation and from a particular cousin, and also because my best friend at the time was getting baptized too. We did so on the same District Assembly. Man, why did I? Sheesh.